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The video of a man belly flopping in a murky pond after being led to believe he was making a 50-foot bungee jump has gone viral after it was shared online. More than two million people have watched the stag party stunt, which shows the groom - identified only as Kokovtsov - preparing to leap off the edge of a plank wearing a blindfold and safety harness. Appearing reticent at first to make the jump, the stag eventually leaps into the void cheered on by a crowd lining the bank. His belly-flop into the water prompts fits of laughter from his friends - and millions more online. Even the groom managed to see the funny side, after he was rescued from the shallow water. Personally I have never really understood why men feel the overwhelming need to humiliate the groom to be on his bachelor party.

"He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head, he can't tackle, and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's alright" George Best on David Beckham. In honour of a new law that is about to be passed in the UK that will effectively revoke the law banning prohibiting insults we decided to list some of the worst ever made.

The Goon Show creator, who died in 2002 aged 83, received nearly two thirds of the vote in the new survey. His words of wisdom was voted ahead of Oscar Wilde’s "Either those curtains go or I do" and Frank Sinatra’s "The best is yet to come" by a considerable margin.